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Things preferable to watching Netherlands v Argentina

Things preferable to watching Netherlands v Argentina

I was lucky enough to be at the League 2 play-off final between Burton and Fleetwood earlier this summer and, while at the time I considered it to be a relatively poor match I can now look back and see that, compared to last night’s carnival of tedium, I was in fact treated to a footballing masterclass.

While the Germany v Brazil match will never be regarded as a classic contest, it was still one of the most watchable games in recent memory. Perhaps our expectations were too high in thinking that the second semi-final could be quite as interesting, but what did we do to deserve such a lacklustre and soul-sapping performance from two sides competing for a spot in the final of the world’s most illustrious sporting competition?

If you’re still in the recovery stage and actively looking for things that would be more fun than seeing any of that match ever again, feel free to take a look at our list and be inspired.

10) Performing this stunt

Bike

9) Being this horse

Horse

 

8) Getting a lift to work from this guy

Car

 

7) Explaining a particularly messy house party to your parents

House

 

6) Getting this fake tan

Tan

 

5) Waking up and remembering you’ve got this tattoo

Tattoo

 

4) Having this guy turn up when your house is on fire

Rescue

3) Allowing this valet to get hold of your car

Valet

 

2) Having this lady-killer sit next to you in a club

Sit

 

1) Captaining Brazil at a World Cup semi-final in front of an expectant home crowd…

Luiz

 

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